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Q: Where did Brock take Nurse Joy for a date?
A: The PokeBall

Q: What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A: A LightBulbasaur

Q: What do you call a storm of Pokemon?
A: A Pokemonsoon!

Q: Which Pokemon does Dracula like most?
A: Koffin’

Q: What’s better than one Pikachu?
A: PikaTWO

 

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kodking

Q: Which Pokemon can tell you the future?
A: Pikahead

Q: What do you call a Pokemon that wants to be a police officer?
A: Magic-cop!
Q: What do you call a pokemon who likes to eat baked beans?
A: Goldbeen.

Q: Which pokemon do soccer players like the most?
A: GOALduck

Q: Which college do pokemon go to?
A: StarU

Q: What type of pokemon would Jerry Garcia be?
A: A LegendJerry pokemon!

Q: What did the Pokemon say when he looked through the window?
A: Peek-at-choo!

Q: Which Pokemon should you bring to a barbecue?
A: Charizard.

Q: Which Pokemon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-bok

i got these from my Pokemon joke book

Q: Where do Haunter’s like to water ski?
A: Lake Erie

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does motorcycle stunts?
A: Weedle Knievell

Q: What do you call Meowth’s reflection?
A: A copycat

Q: What do you get when you cross Mew and a snowman?
A: Frost bite

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kodking

this is a huge one. i got these from my pokemon joke book, i typed them on word the copy pasted, i made snippets to shrink them down

Q: Where do Gourgeist’s go to send their mail?
A: The ghost office.

Q: How do you brush Gyarados’s teeth?
A: Very carefully

Q: What did Mewtwo say to the flea?
A: Stop bugging me.

Q: Why was the Meowth scared of the tree?
A: Because of its bark!

Q: Where do Haunter’s buy their milk and eggs?
A: At the ghost-ery store

Q: What was it called when Meowth won the dog show?
A: A cat-has-trophy.

Q: What’s more amazing than a talking Metagross?
A: A spelling bee.

Q: What type of Pokemon are Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Elvis be?
A: Legendary Pokemon

Q: Which Gastly works in Town Hall?
A: The night-mayor.

Q: Where do Primal Groudon’s sit?
A: Anywhere they want to!

Q: Where do pokemon go if their tails fall off?
A: A re-tail store.

Q: What do you call a really cold Lillipup?
A: A pupsicle.

Q: What kind of pizza do Lillipup like the most?
A: Pupperoni pizza.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Australian pokemon with a Beatle?
A: Dingo Starr.

Q: Why did the Metagross spit out the clown?
A: Because he tasted funny.

Q: Why did the Squirtle cross the ocean?
A: To get to the other tide!

Q: What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!

Q: What do Italian Gourgeist’s eat for dinner?
A: Spookgetti

Q: What does Beartic like to have for lunch?
A: Ice burgers.

Q: What does Beartic like to eat?
A: Bear-ittos!

Q: What’s Gourgeist favorite fruit?
A: Booberries.

Q: What did Articuno say to the Geodude musician?
A: You rock!

Q: What is a Snover’s favorite shape?
A: ICE-osceles triangle.

Q: What do you call it when Haunter gets too close to a camp fire?
A: A toasty ghosty.

Q: How can Beartic catch fish without using a fishing pole?
A: With your BEAR hands.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor in the court!

Q: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune

Q: Which Pokemon love to visit France?
A: Paras

Q: What do Haunters send their friends while on vacation?
A: Ghostcards

Q: Which sci-fi movie do pokemon like the most?
A: Staryu Wars

 

Q: What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers?
A: Geek-achu

Q: What TV show about dancing do pokemon love?
A: Dancing with the Staryus

Q: What type of singers are pokemon the biggest fans of?
A: Pop Staryus

Q: Which fruit do pokemon like most?
A: Staryu fruit

Q: What was the pokemon’s favorite ocean animal?
A: Staryu fish

Q: Which pokemon is always in a good mood?
A: Happiny

Q: Where do you find pokemon?
A: It depends on where you lost them.

Q: How do you keep a Bulbasaur from charging?
A: Only accept cash.

Q: How do you hire a pokemon?
A: By putting it on stilts.

Q: What snack do Snowy Castform like to eat?
A: Brrrrrrrritos.

Q: Why don’t Slowpoke like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it.

Q: What do you call a Mega Metagross on thin ice?
A: An ice breaker.

Q: Why was Spiritomb such a messy eater?
A: Because he was always goblin’.

Q: What dessert do Spiritombs like the most?
A: Boo-berry pie.

Q: What do you call a Beartic that has no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.

Q: Why are Snorunt’s so cheap to have as a pokemon?
A: They live on ice.

Q: When does a Gastly eat breakfast?
A: In the *******.

Q. What happened when Cobalion ate the clown?
A: He felt funny!

Q: What time is it when Yveltal takes your hat?
A: Time to get a new hat!

Q: What do Haunters eat for lunch?
A: Boo-logna sandwiches

Q: Where do Haunters go on vacation?
A: Mali-boo.

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offline_play

Calm down, dude. Edit your post to add more, don't just keep posting. I would also say use the spoiler button on large text blocks.

 

I have to say, they're not half bad, but the problem with joke books is that generally, the people writing them have no imagination. In the case of these ones, I've heard them before, but not Pokémon themed. The writers just took standard jokes, and replaced a word here and there with a Pokémon name. Nice try, though.

 

I'm going to bed soon. Good night everybody.

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kodking

ok, sorry for the multiple posts, i just did not want to do a long post, so i split it, night, i wont be online for a few days. i will post when i am back, bye

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RGBGSCRSE
3 hours ago, offline_play said:

@SKBellmoreI am sorely out of the loop on the current gen, I had to google that one. Not bad, but no laugh.

 

@DawsonJr88@RGBGSCRSEYou can try jokes until you succeed, or give up. And, yeah make 'em Poke-related. 

 

@RGBGSCRSEI like the name you've got. I wondered if it meant anything, so I sat and looked at it a while, then got it. Nice., My first thought was why not RBY?

RGB is red green blue, because green came out before blue, also RGBYGSCRSE was actually taken so no yellow.

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Zaalgia

I support the new rules, gets people active.

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DawsonJr88

Hello,

 

I haven't thought of any more Pokemon-related jokes yet, but did get to a post count of five, so I sent a message requesting a pack. I received a Sun and Moon Unbroken Bonds pack, and what a beauty of a pack it was! I accidentally left the pack-opening screen, so not 100% sure what I got, but am certain of the following: energy card (think it was steel), Pikachu, Ghastly, Litten (animated background on text foil rarity), Torracat, and Muk and Alolan Muk GX Tag Team (Rainbow coloured foil rarity). According to a search in my collection using the filter and only selecting the Unbroken Bonds expansion, I also got Weepinbell, Growlithe, Murkrow, and Togepi. Seeing I only have these nine from this particular expansion, I suppose these were all the cards I received. Anyway, thanks for the amazing pack!

 

Sincerely,

 

DawsonJr

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offline_play

Cool. I have a physical Muk/Alolan Muk, and not only is it a great card (to my eyes), but it looks pretty sweet too.

 

Pulled a hyper rare Snorlax/Eevee GX today, out of a Team-Up pack. I'm happy.

 

Also, I've updated the rules, they should read a little clearer now. If somebody needs clarification, let me know.

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DawsonJr88

I have a quick question if I may: would reaching 15 posts allow me to request a code? Not sure if the five-post and 15-post rules are kind of separate or go together. Thank you in advance!

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After a bit of thought, I'd have to say that they kinda go together. You did get a code from me this week, so it would count against you. However, I'm not counting weeks from when you first request, just standard sunday-saturday. It's 8:55PM Saturday here, so the request limit for everybody rolls over in just a few hours. :) I'm assuming you're thinking about the Eevee-related bonus pack I'm giving out? If so, the offer is still good tomorrow.

 

And before anyone jumps to conclusions, no, it's not some special Eevee pack, I just got a really good pull today, see first post.

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SKBellmore

Hey dude, I messaged you a few days ago, but you haven’t got back to me yet. Could you please check it? Thanks.

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DawsonJr88

Hello,

 

Although that is, indeed, very generous, and I would definitely love to benefit from that bonus pack, I was more-so just curious. Seeing you're the same time as me, I think I can wait to make the request a little later on - just two hours from now. I do hope I'll be around to make the request and benefit from your generosity; my trouble is, I'm actually going to be leaving early tomorrow morning - long story in a nutshell, my grandmother died last year and I've been helping look after my 93-year old Veteran grandfather, who has Alzheimer's and can't be left alone (he's been in his day program for the week-long Sunday to Sunday overnight program) - and I won't be back until the first week of next month. In any case, kudos on the awesome pull! ;)

 

Sincerely,

 

DawsonJr

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DawsonJr88

Hello,

 

Just want to say thank you for the pack; as always, I appreciate it! This time around, I got an XY Evolutions pack with the following: water energy, Machop, Growlithe, Magnemite, Charmander, Maintenance, Brock's Grit, Super Potion, Doduo (rainbow animated text background foil rarity), and Electrode. The Electrode certainly has an interesting ability; not sure if it's particularly useful, but certainly interesting to say the least.

 

Sincerely,

 

DawsonJr

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offline_play

It's probably the one with Buzzap, right? I never did like that one, even back when the game was slower. I just didn't see the sense of giving your opponent a free prize card, when there are other options.

 

 

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DawsonJr88

Yeah, Buzzap Thunder. That's exactly what I was wondering; does it actually count as a knock out for your opponent to get a prize card? Thanks for the heads-up on that!

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DawsonJr88

Hello,

 

Once again, thank you for the pack! This one was a Sun and Moon Team Up pack from the Eevee bonus this weekend. This time around, I got a grass energy, Pancham, Voltorb, Klefki, Charmander, Mankey, Farfetch'd, Omanyte, Water Memory, Weedle (animated background on text foil rarity), and Ferrothorn. Not sure if anything is really great, per-say, but that ability on Klefki seems interesting for a steel-type deck!

 

Sincerely,

 

DawsonJr

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offline_play

But also consider-Are psychic type decks something you'd expect to see? 

 

Now I'm wondering what the deck-type ratio is in the TCGO. Are there types that are far to common to see, or do you get a pretty wide range of deck types?

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DawsonJr88

I do see a few, but, admittedly, am new; as such, I stick to the Theme decks, and am not sure how common Psychic-type decks are in the other modes. Coincidentally, I am just now in a match against someone with a psychic Pokemon known as Cosmoem, and they evolved it to Solgaleo! 😮

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offline_play

I thought Solgaleo was like other legendaries, and was just...Solgaleo. The more you know!

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kodking

who is this person that keeps down voting me and others, seriously stop

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offline_play

I know. It kinda ticks me off. Whoever it is, they've got no reason to, that I know. I think they're probably just salty about something.

 

EDIT-Well, actually...I could see why somebody might downvote the posts you had above. They were kinda in violation of posting rules. You know, double posting. 

Could also have been about the size of the posts you made.

 

I'm just saying. There was somebody just trolling new accounts early on, tho. A string of downvotes for no reason.

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kodking

yeah i think it was him. and it sucks cause it does not tell u who it is, bty i will be able to play pokemon TCG at the end of the month, i will inform u then what i got, and thx again for thx codes, am i able to put another order in?

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offline_play

I don't see why not. Requests reset for everybody at once, Saturday night my time. It's Monday for me right now.

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SKBellmore
On 4/28/2019 at 7:26 PM, offline_play said:

Keep an ear open for some upcoming news.

 

Would this by any chance have to do with our recent conversation?

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