Giveaway

[andypants040]

Hi everyone. I've decided to step back from Pokemon TCGO and would like to give away my extra booster packs from the current standard. 

 

Hit me with your cheesiest jokes. I'll pick a winner and then we'll set up an in-game trade!

[afr0dec00]

My existence is one of the most cheesiest jokes I'm aware of. 

[Sakura150612]

What did a Moai tell to another Moai? No te moai. *ba dum tsh*

 

Too bad only another Chilean would understand that joke xdd I'll go grab my coat...

[GR0]

What kind of joke did the cheese tell the other cheese? A cheesy one!

 

Hey, you asked for a cheesy joke, not a good one

[Chasista]

Don't know if this is cheesy but...

 

Robin to Batman: Hey Batman, the Batmobile is not working

 

Batman: Check the battery

 

Robin: What's an "ery"?

 

 

[XK920XK]

what show does wailords like to watch?

 

whale of fortune

[RobRatt]

Q:  What do call cheese that isn't yours?

A:  Nacho Cheese

 

I know this next one isn't a "cheesy" joke, but what the heck, eh?

 

Q:  Why couldn't the Ponyta sing himself a lullaby?

A:  He was a little hoarse.

[LordKieta]

E

 

Edit: I must have made this after waking up from a nap or something

Edited December 8, 2018 by LordKieta

[MaicolBond]

Why is there a gate around cemeteries???

 

Because people are dying to get in!!! ????????

[andypants040]

Pretty good so far, but keep 'em coming! I'll pick a winner on 12/15!

[Sokolaserer]

A husband is watching a video and begins to yell at the screen.  "Don't do it!  I swear you'll regret it for the rest of your life!  You stupid idiot!  Don't say yes!  No!  No!  NOOOOO!!!"  His wife hearing him from the other room asks, "Honey, why are you so mad?  What are you watching?"  He replies, "Our wedding video."

 

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?  If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!

 

What has teeth, but doesn't bite? A comb!

 

A guy goes to a psychiatrist really down.  He said, "I feel like a dog."  The psychiatrist asked, "How long have you had this problem?"  The man answered, "Ever since I was a puppy!"

 

A pirate walks into the bar with a steering wheel coming out of the fly of his pants. The bartender asks, "what's with the steering wheel?"  The pirate says, "arrrrr it's driving me nuts!"

 

Did you know Cinderella wasn't a very good basketball player? She ran from the ball and had a pumpkin for a coach!!

 

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

[LordKieta]

This one is special to me, because I'm a spiritualist in a long line of other spiritualists.... This always reminds me of my aunt, a really short woman, who was convicted of many crimes.

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What do you call a small person who is also a psychic who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

(Changed the layout of the joke because I dont want to get banned for using under-appreciative terminology)

[SuperStone]

My last job was at a cafeteria in nuclear power plant, but I guess they didn't like how I ran things.  Did you know that fission chips isn't a British delicacy after all?

Edited December 8, 2018 by SuperStone

[pradyo]

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table.. And a chair.????

Edited December 9, 2018 by pradyo

[RedGhost_]

I don't have a joke to offer, but I do have a twisted sense of humour. Anyhow, it's really nice of you to donate stuff to other players and I hope that you enjoy your sabbatical.

 

Cheers.

[Crowshar]

 

Q: What do you call dangerous precipitation?

 

A: A rain of terror

 

This is what i feel when play vs lost march decks xD

[lokkwing]

i have no humor

[andypants040]

Congrats to our winner. I'll send you a private message and we'll set up a trade!

 

Why is there a gate around cemeteries???

Because people are dying to get in!!!

[TheBlackxRanger]

Why did the snowman visit the kids for christmas?

 

To give them presents! Haha

 

oh. you already picked a winner.....nevermind

Edited December 18, 2018 by TheBlackxRanger

[CartmanBrah007]

• Which Pokemon should you bring to a barbecue?

• Charizard.

[antwaundomenicS]

Did you know Speed Test Scrabble Word Finder Solitaire that fission chips isn't a British delicacy after all? 

Edited July 1, 2019 by antwaundomenicS