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Yea and I would like to be a breeder so that way I can meet and care for may kinds of pokemon while making some money on the side.

 

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Yea and I would like to be a breeder so that way I can meet and care for may kinds of pokemon while making some money on the side.

 

that makes sense it takes money to take care of all those pokemon. Plus I would come to you to get me an eevee.

 

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Mew beware of my umbreons who have been "trained" to protect my eevee's and chase away your mew, These special umbreon have been hacked to have no weakness and can't be hit by any attack muahahahah.....

 

 

 

 

My friend Palkia sent your stupid hacks into an alternate dimension where they were ripped appart by arceus because they are hacked! and I would breed. a poke ranch is three in one: pokemon lab, day care/breeding place/safari zone for up and coming trainers

 

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Mew beware of my umbreons who have been "trained" to protect my eevee's and chase away your mew, These special umbreon have been hacked to have no weakness and can't be hit by any attack muahahahah.....

 

 

 

 

My friend Palkia sent your stupid hacks into an alternate dimension where they were ripped appart by arceus because they are hacked! and I would breed. a poke ranch is three in one: pokemon lab, day care/breeding place/safari zone for up and coming trainers

 

*chokes on popcorn* where did everyone go?

 

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or so you think for they re appear next to me and then there heads twist all the way around ...... then I wake up to find that it's all a bad dream lol. Yea I would breed like the breeders in the game except you can leave up to 4 pokemon with me for faster breeding :P.

 

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If Pokemon were real though it would be ruined, by competitive battling:

 

 

 

75% of pokemon would use Subsitute

 

 

 

There would be illegal use of drugs and steriods for max power (IV hacks)

 

 

 

 

 

The wild would be over populated as people mass breed looking for a certain nature and then throw the rest in the wild. :(

 

 

 

I would definately be a pokemon breeder or a doctor, but not like a puppy mill breeder, more like a caretaker, like Brock.

 

 

 

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Pokemon White Friend Code: David 0690 4554 0126

 

Pokemon Platinum Friend Code: David 4727 0806 7262

 

Pokemon Gold Friend Code: David 0646 8433 6247

 

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or so you think for they re appear next to me and then there heads twist all the way around ...... then I wake up to find that it's all a bad dream lol. Yea I would breed like the breeders in the game except you can leave up to 4 pokemon with me for faster breeding :P.

 

 

nice. celebi? was saphyre lying to you? there there. go play with Mew in the ruins, that'll cheer you up.

 

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If Pokemon were real though it would be ruined, by competitive battling:

 

 

 

75% of pokemon would use Subsitute

 

 

 

There would be illegal use of ***** and steriods for max power (IV hacks)

 

 

 

The wild would be over populated as people mass breed looking for a certain nature and then throw the rest in the wild. :(

 

 

 

I would definately be a pokemon breeder or a doctor, but not like a puppy mill breeder, more like a caretaker, like Brock.

 

 

 

------------------------------------------------------

 

Water Type Gym leader at http://unofficialpokemonleague.webs.com/

 

Pokemon White Friend Code: David 0690 4554 0126

 

Pokemon Platinum Friend Code: David 4727 0806 7262

 

Pokemon Gold Friend Code: David 0646 8433 6247

 

 

 

 

I would take very good care of the pokemon in my care as well those who I breed my self. I too frown on puppy mills for they are just cruel.

 

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If Pokemon were real though it would be ruined, by competitive battling:

 

 

 

75% of pokemon would use Subsitute

 

 

 

There would be illegal use of ***** and steriods for max power (IV hacks)

 

 

 

 

 

The wild would be over populated as people mass breed looking for a certain nature and then throw the rest in the wild. :(

 

 

 

I would definately be a pokemon breeder or a doctor, but not like a puppy mill breeder, more like a caretaker, like Brock.

 

 

 

------------------------------------------------------

 

Water Type Gym leader at http://unofficialpokemonleague.webs.com/

 

Pokemon White Friend Code: David 0690 4554 0126

 

Pokemon Platinum Friend Code: David 4727 0806 7262

 

Pokemon Gold Friend Code: David 0646 8433 6247

 

 

 

 

Exactamundo! that is my idea, no puppy mills in my ranch!

 

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supernova51D

wow!

 

i definately do dream this.

 

but to be real i cant imagine it being as complexed & if the world would exist for even a day. with all these exaggeration of pokemons.

 

 

 

plus i cant imagine what we will eat. what pokemons eat, hunt & pass way. & other daily stuffs.

 

 

 

by the way. how much i have a like for bug pokemon like volcarona.

 

i know i cant imagine not gettting the wriggles when it is real. brrrrr...

 

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or so you think for they re appear next to me and then there heads twist all the way around ...... then I wake up to find that it's all a bad dream lol. Yea I would breed like the breeders in the game except you can leave up to 4 pokemon with me for faster breeding :P.

 

 

nice. celebi? was saphyre lying to you? there there. go play with Mew in the ruins, that'll cheer you up.

 

Spell my name right!!! S-A-E-P-H-Y-R-E!! and I didn't lie to celebi. I'm nice to pokemon. I just don't get along with humans.

 

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If Pokemon were real though it would be ruined, by competitive battling:

 

 

 

75% of pokemon would use Subsitute

 

 

 

There would be illegal use of ***** and steriods for max power (IV hacks)

 

 

 

 

 

The wild would be over populated as people mass breed looking for a certain nature and then throw the rest in the wild. :(

 

 

 

 

 

I would definately be a pokemon breeder or a doctor, but not like a puppy mill breeder, more like a caretaker, like Brock.

 

 

 

 

 

I would open a shelter/ranch for abandoned Pokemon most likely. Especially since in real life we plan to move to Oregon and do something similar for real animals. :D

 

 

 

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Water Type Gym leader at http://unofficialpokemonleague.webs.com/

 

Pokemon White Friend Code: David 0690 4554 0126

 

Pokemon Platinum Friend Code: David 4727 0806 7262

 

Pokemon Gold Friend Code: David 0646 8433 6247

 

 

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Well I read the Drowzee card that says it likes to eat children's dreams o_o. So if they were real I imagine instead of the media covering fires or crimes they would cover Drowzee spottings and to hide your children. Then instead of pig hunting TV shows we would see Drowzee hunting shows.....I'm over thinking this aren't I? XD

 

 

 

Prof. Snow

 

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"I'm like a hunter of peace. One who chases the elusive mayfly of love... or something like that." - Vash the Stampede

 

 

 

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or so you think for they re appear next to me and then there heads twist all the way around ...... then I wake up to find that it's all a bad dream lol. Yea I would breed like the breeders in the game except you can leave up to 4 pokemon with me for faster breeding :P.

 

 

nice. celebi? was saphyre lying to you? there there. go play with Mew in the ruins, that'll cheer you up.

 

Spell my name right!!! S-A-E-P-H-Y-R-E!! and I didn't lie to celebi. I'm nice to pokemon. I just don't get along with humans.

 

 

 

 

sorry S-A-E-P-H-Y-R-E, I won't make that mistake again.......... keep trying, you'll be nice.......someday, secluding yourself in the woods dosn't leave a good impression anyway......I'll just hope for your sake.

 

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Well I read the Drowzee card that says it likes to eat children's dreams o_o. So if they were real I imagine instead of the media covering fires or crimes they would cover Drowzee spottings and to hide your children. Then instead of pig hunting TV shows we would see Drowzee hunting shows.....I'm over thinking this aren't I? XD

 

 

 

Prof. Snow

 

Parasol Lady

 

 

"I'm like a hunter of peace. One who chases the elusive mayfly of love... or something like that." - Vash the Stampede

 

 

 

 

 

 

No, that's reasonable, though these things would be centered in kanto, johto, and *blank* drat, I forgot the other/s.

 

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Well I read the Drowzee card that says it likes to eat children's dreams o_o. So if they were real I imagine instead of the media covering fires or crimes they would cover Drowzee spottings and to hide your children. Then instead of pig hunting TV shows we would see Drowzee hunting shows.....I'm over thinking this aren't I? XD

 

 

 

Prof. Snow

 

Parasol Lady

 

 

"I'm like a hunter of peace. One who chases the elusive mayfly of love... or something like that." - Vash the Stampede

 

 

 

 

 

 

thtas totally what i mean by pokemon & their exagerations.

 

 

 

imagine gyarados. which are very common wreeak havoc. & waht ghey say they are capable of.

 

even a singular twister can ruin a whole town.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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or so you think for they re appear next to me and then there heads twist all the way around ...... then I wake up to find that it's all a bad dream lol. Yea I would breed like the breeders in the game except you can leave up to 4 pokemon with me for faster breeding :P.

 

 

nice. celebi? was saphyre lying to you? there there. go play with Mew in the ruins, that'll cheer you up.

 

Spell my name right!!! S-A-E-P-H-Y-R-E!! and I didn't lie to celebi. I'm nice to pokemon. I just don't get along with humans.

 

 

 

sorry S-A-E-P-H-Y-R-E, I won't make that mistake again.......... keep trying, you'll be nice.......someday, secluding yourself in the woods dosn't leave a good impression anyway......I'll just hope for your sake.

 

you know, you have a real special way of getting on my nerves. I tolerate people and sometimes I do enjoy their company but I'm most happy when I am in out in the woods, it's so calm and peaceful out there.There aren't any people trying to run you over or to get on your nerves.I want to go fishing now. And for your sake I hope you never have to feel the wrath of my fury.

 

 

 

 

 

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Well I read the Drowzee card that says it likes to eat children's dreams o_o. So if they were real I imagine instead of the media covering fires or crimes they would cover Drowzee spottings and to hide your children. Then instead of pig hunting TV shows we would see Drowzee hunting shows.....I'm over thinking this aren't I? XD

 

 

 

Prof. Snow

 

Parasol Lady

 

 

"I'm like a hunter of peace. One who chases the elusive mayfly of love... or something like that." - Vash the Stampede

 

 

 

 

 

 

thtas totally what i mean by pokemon & their exagerations.

 

 

 

imagine gyarados. which are very common wreeak havoc. & waht ghey say they are capable of.

 

even a singular twister can ruin a whole town.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or think about the legendary pokemon. What would happen if Kyogre and Groudon were to fight in our world. We would have massive flooding and Violent Volcanoes erupting.

 

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Well I read the Drowzee card that says it likes to eat children's dreams o_o. So if they were real I imagine instead of the media covering fires or crimes they would cover Drowzee spottings and to hide your children. Then instead of pig hunting TV shows we would see Drowzee hunting shows.....I'm over thinking this aren't I? XD

 

 

 

Prof. Snow

 

Parasol Lady

 

 

"I'm like a hunter of peace. One who chases the elusive mayfly of love... or something like that." - Vash the Stampede

 

 

 

 

 

 

thtas totally what i mean by pokemon & their exagerations.

 

 

 

imagine gyarados. which are very common wreeak havoc. & waht ghey say they are capable of.

 

even a singular twister can ruin a whole town.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or think about the legendary pokemon. What would happen if Kyogre and Groudon were to fight in our world. We would have massive flooding and Violent Volcanoes erupting.

 

 

 

 

arrgh!! i just choked on eating a cherubi

 

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or so you think for they re appear next to me and then there heads twist all the way around ...... then I wake up to find that it's all a bad dream lol. Yea I would breed like the breeders in the game except you can leave up to 4 pokemon with me for faster breeding :P.

 

 

nice. celebi? was saphyre lying to you? there there. go play with Mew in the ruins, that'll cheer you up.

 

Spell my name right!!! S-A-E-P-H-Y-R-E!! and I didn't lie to celebi. I'm nice to pokemon. I just don't get along with humans.

 

 

 

 

sorry S-A-E-P-H-Y-R-E, I won't make that mistake again.......... keep trying, you'll be nice.......someday, secluding yourself in the woods dosn't leave a good impression anyway......I'll just hope for your sake.

 

 

 

you know, you have a real special way of getting on my nerves. I tolerate people and sometimes I do enjoy their company but I'm most happy when I am in out in the woods, it's so calm and peaceful out there.There aren't any people trying to run you over or to get on your nerves.I want to go fishing now. And for your sake I hope you never have to feel the wrath of my fury.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nature rocks seriously!

 

We go compaing every chance we get!

 

 

 

------------------------------------------------------

 

Water Type Gym leader at http://unofficialpokemonleague.webs.com/

 

Pokemon White Friend Code: David 0690 4554 0126

 

Pokemon Platinum Friend Code: David 4727 0806 7262

 

Pokemon Gold Friend Code: David 0646 8433 6247

 

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or so you think for they re appear next to me and then there heads twist all the way around ...... then I wake up to find that it's all a bad dream lol. Yea I would breed like the breeders in the game except you can leave up to 4 pokemon with me for faster breeding :P.

 

 

nice. celebi? was saphyre lying to you? there there. go play with Mew in the ruins, that'll cheer you up.

 

Spell my name right!!! S-A-E-P-H-Y-R-E!! and I didn't lie to celebi. I'm nice to pokemon. I just don't get along with humans.

 

 

 

 

sorry S-A-E-P-H-Y-R-E, I won't make that mistake again.......... keep trying, you'll be nice.......someday, secluding yourself in the woods dosn't leave a good impression anyway......I'll just hope for your sake.

 

 

 

you know, you have a real special way of getting on my nerves. I tolerate people and sometimes I do enjoy their company but I'm most happy when I am in out in the woods, it's so calm and peaceful out there.There aren't any people trying to run you over or to get on your nerves.I want to go fishing now. And for your sake I hope you never have to feel the wrath of my fury.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OK, I'll keep away, celebi will also stay away *Celebi hides behind me with Mew* have fun fishing! I'll go and train my Pokemon!

 

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Even a simple pidgeot has the power to flap it's wings to make winds so strong it can bend tall trees.

 

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Well I read the Drowzee card that says it likes to eat children's dreams o_o. So if they were real I imagine instead of the media covering fires or crimes they would cover Drowzee spottings and to hide your children. Then instead of pig hunting TV shows we would see Drowzee hunting shows.....I'm over thinking this aren't I? XD

 

 

 

Prof. Snow

 

Parasol Lady

 

 

"I'm like a hunter of peace. One who chases the elusive mayfly of love... or something like that." - Vash the Stampede

 

 

 

 

 

 

thtas totally what i mean by pokemon & their exagerations.

 

 

 

imagine gyarados. which are very common wreeak havoc. & waht ghey say they are capable of.

 

even a singular twister can ruin a whole town.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or think about the legendary pokemon. What would happen if Kyogre and Groudon were to fight in our world. We would have massive flooding and Violent Volcanoes erupting.

 

 

 

 

arrgh!! i just choked on eating a cherubi

 

You shouldn't eat a cherubi. they're not good for you.

 

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or so you think for they re appear next to me and then there heads twist all the way around ...... then I wake up to find that it's all a bad dream lol. Yea I would breed like the breeders in the game except you can leave up to 4 pokemon with me for faster breeding :P.

 

 

nice. celebi? was saphyre lying to you? there there. go play with Mew in the ruins, that'll cheer you up.

 

Spell my name right!!! S-A-E-P-H-Y-R-E!! and I didn't lie to celebi. I'm nice to pokemon. I just don't get along with humans.

 

 

 

 

sorry S-A-E-P-H-Y-R-E, I won't make that mistake again.......... keep trying, you'll be nice.......someday, secluding yourself in the woods dosn't leave a good impression anyway......I'll just hope for your sake.

 

 

 

you know, you have a real special way of getting on my nerves. I tolerate people and sometimes I do enjoy their company but I'm most happy when I am in out in the woods, it's so calm and peaceful out there.There aren't any people trying to run you over or to get on your nerves.I want to go fishing now. And for your sake I hope you never have to feel the wrath of my fury.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nature rocks seriously!

 

We go compaing every chance we get!

 

 

 

------------------------------------------------------

 

Water Type Gym leader at http://unofficialpokemonleague.webs.com/

 

Pokemon White Friend Code: David 0690 4554 0126

 

Pokemon Platinum Friend Code: David 4727 0806 7262

 

Pokemon Gold Friend Code: David 0646 8433 6247

 

 

 

 

It is! I'll climb a tree to calm myself and let go of stress of the world....I'm a shy person until I you're my friend. then I may talk a bit to much......

 

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