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chickenman2015

Mr Guru,

 

#1 Can I PLEASE have Chickenman's Brain? Just throwing out there that I do not have one of these.

 

Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump?

 

Oh guru u betta get this one right!  :lol:  :lol:

How can he pick from two = bad people!  :wacko: Lets see what hate I get for this! XD

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seminc

Niño, the answer is....

 

BERNIE SANDERS.

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seminc

Dear Mr. Guru

 

Why did you feel the need to post this thread under "Player vs Player" and not "Other Pokemon Topics"?

 

Also what are all the meta decks right now? both expanded and standard

I had a moment of knowledge while reading this, and would appreciate a moderator moving this thread to " other Pokémon topics"

 

As for your other question... IRL or in game?

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great question! i have another one for you mr guru..

 

why did bulba ask that question? :P

Because he is an omniscient creature, and recognized flatulence of the brain before I did.

 

interesting, interesting .., here's mine:

 

Why did Awesome wonder why Bulba asked that question ?

 

And for my joke question:

 

I'm so terrible in Unlimited, what are some original Unlimited deck ideas ?

Because awesome_guy was feeling wonderful, obviously

 

As for question No. 2, try Felidae's Unlimited Mime Jr. Mill deck. You can find a list in chickenman's thread. 

http://forums.pokemontcg.com/topic/38821-need-a-deck/

 

 

Mr Guru,

 

#1 Can I PLEASE have Chickenman's Brain? Just throwing out there that I do not have one of these.

 

My apologies, I will remember that...

Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump?

 

Oh guru u betta get this one right!  :lol:  :lol:

How can he pick from to = bad people!  :wacko: Lets see what hate I get for this! XD

 

I already made my decision, you can see it above...

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I would have to say.....

 

Absol/Mega Absol. Cuz it's so absolutely boss looking

 

Either that or Darkrai. But he doesn't have any puns in his name.

 

Bonus activity!!!. Free random Holo rare for the best Darkrai Pun!

So no one came up with a Darkrai Pun....

 

The Holo rare goes to.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GonzoMD1993! (Cuz I'm his "Señor Gurú")

 

Offer me ****** common for one of my Ultra Rares, I'll counter with your prize.

 

ChawkyV and

chickenman2015 also get prizes becaus, why not?

 

Also, the first mod to move this thread to "OTHER Pokemon topics" gets a shoutout!

 

EDIT:

GonzoMD1993 has claimed prize.

ChawkyV has claimed prize.

Chickenman2015 has not claimed prize.

Mod_xxxxxxxx has not moved this to Other Pokemon Topics

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GonzoMD1993

So no one came up with a Darkrai Pun....

 

The Holo rare goes to.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GonzoMD1993! (Cuz I'm his "Señor Gurú")

 

Offer me ****** common for one of my Ultra Rares, I'll counter with your prize.

 

ChawkyV and

chickenman2015 also get prizes becaus, why not?

 

Also, the first mod to move this thread to "OTHER Pokemon topics" gets a shoutout!

 

Hahahaha you're the best man xd I always get a really good laugh of these exchanges xd Thanks man, I'll send you the offer.

 

EDIT: Awesome, I got it. Thanks a lot man xd

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ChawkyV

So no one came up with a Darkrai Pun....

 

The Holo rare goes to.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GonzoMD1993! (Cuz I'm his "Señor Gurú")

 

Offer me ****** common for one of my Ultra Rares, I'll counter with your prize.

 

ChawkyV and

chickenman2015 also get prizes becaus, why not?

 

Also, the first mod to move this thread to "OTHER Pokemon topics" gets a shoutout!

 

EDIT:

GonzoMD1993 has claimed prize.

ChawkyV has not claimed prize.

Chickenman2015 has not claimed prize.

Mod_xxxxxxxx has not moved this to Other Pokemon Topics

oh, didn't even notice there was a Darkrai pun involved, and even if i did I suck at puns ..... anyway I WANNA CLAIM MUH PRIZE !!!

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oh, didn't even notice there was a Darkrai pun involved, and even if i did I suck at puns ..... anyway I WANNA CLAIM MUH PRIZE !!!

alright, CLAIM YO PRIZE!
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awesome_guy

the future of the thread is looking so darkrai-ght now :P

darkrai pun :'(

 

i can't believe you didn't even look at it :(

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darkrai pun :'(i can't believe you didn't even look at it :(

sorry, I'm not as omniscient as I was in 1946.....

 

Since I already gave Holo rares to Gonzo, Chawkyv, and chickenman, I'll give you a random mega Pokemon...

 

Sorry I didn't see it, that was the first Darkrai Pun ive heard...

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gardenmon

Ask the guru anything! The guru will reply.

yes trow dat XD

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Adhir1995

Namasthe Senior Guru, I bring presents!(cookies if willing to accept :**

 

My question senior guru all greatness among greatness that rivals the all mighty Shrek

 

How Does one make their wobbats/gengarwobba deck consistant if you cant use shaymin, ending up with dead hands 50% of my games aint nice ;-;

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Serofina

Hello! :)

I have one very very serious question, i even asked so many people, they couldn't answer it so, i just thought to ask if you know the answer?

how much packs i have to trade in order to get 2016 Break Season Deck box? -_-

I hope it's a very serious question? :P  

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awesome_guy

sorry, I'm not as omniscient as I was in 1946.....

 

Since I already gave Holo rares to Gonzo, Chawkyv, and chickenman, I'll give you a random mega Pokemon...

 

Sorry I didn't see it, that was the first Darkrai Pun ive heard...

haha it's alright no need to have a prize, just the approval of the guru himself and the forgiveness for cracking a pun in front of him would cleanse my soul :P

 

and yeah it's the first darkrai pun I've heard as well.. (well which wasn't actually a pun about shaymin)

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Adhir1995

haha it's alright no need to have a prize, just the approval of the guru himself and the forgiveness for cracking a pun in front of him would cleanse my soul :P

 

and yeah it's the first darkrai pun I've heard as well.. (well which wasn't actually a pun about shaymin)

 

There aint no Shaymin that :P

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NiñoMutante

There aint no Shaymin that :P

 

That was Onix-pected  :lol:

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awesome_guy

That was Onix-pected  :lol:

these puns are getting a bit farfetch'd

 

:lol:

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ChawkyV

these puns are getting a bit farfetch'd

 

:lol:

Tou-Shaymin :)

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Namasthe Senior Guru, I bring presents!(cookies if willing to accept :**

 

My question senior guru all greatness among greatness that rivals the all mighty Shrek

 

How Does one make their wobbats/gengarwobba deck consistant if you cant use shaymin, ending up with dead hands 50% of my games aint nice ;-;

Make a deck list and post it in the Deck Building forum. I will look at it there....

 

Also, please do not compare me to Shrek. I fear that I have not yet Earned that honor.

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Hello! :)

I have one very very serious question, i even asked so many people, they couldn't answer it so, i just thought to ask if you know the answer?

how much packs i have to trade in order to get 2016 Break Season Deck box? -_-

I hope it's a very serious question? :P  

I would not know that, as I have never seen said deckbox in trades anywhere. I apologize for my lack of knowledge on this subject and will reply again if i find more information

 

--the (mostly) all-knowing guru.

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haha it's alright no need to have a prize, just the approval of the guru himself and the forgiveness for cracking a pun in front of him would cleanse my soul :P

 

and yeah it's the first darkrai pun I've heard as well.. (well which wasn't actually a pun about shaymin)

There was a prize involved in the first post, so a prize you shall get.....

 

Also, since I foolishly gave away the other prizes, I shall give you yours. Make me a crappy offer in-game for one of my SRs and I will counter with your prize.

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awesome_guy

There was a prize involved in the first post, so a prize you shall get.....

 

Also, since I foolishly gave away the other prizes, I shall give you yours. Make me a crappy offer in-game for one of my SRs and I will counter with your prize.

haha alright man :) thanks a lot!

 

Edit: prize received! thanks again man! :)

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haha alright man :) thanks a lot!

Offer sent

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Serofina

I would not know that, as I have never seen said deckbox in trades anywhere. I apologize for my lack of knowledge on this subject and will reply again if i find more information

 

--the (mostly) all-knowing guru.

Anyways, thank you in advance.

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PKTyrantrum

I spent some time trying to think of a Darkrai pun, just for fun. And all I could think of that was even remotely close was Dark Raichu from the old Team Rocket set. But I couldn't figure out a way to make "Darkrai-chu" work.

 

Edit:

Oh, how about something like:

When Team Rocket shows you their Darkrai, chu gonna be afraid.

Lol it's stupid, but I tried. Darkrai puns are hard.

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