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problems with pokemon in real life

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Wiggin

And people could blame global warming on Groudon.

 

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PokemonEliteFour

And very dangerous stormy weather on Kyogre. And pollution on Rayquazza

 

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leader1234567

And lightning on Pikachu.

 

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WondererBailey

Nooooway~ Rayquazza would rain firey doom down on the human race for polluting the air~ A city gets too smoggy, Rayquazza appears and destroys it....yup....and airline companies and NASA would think twice....Rayquazza dun like things entering its territory~

 

 

 

Oh, and those UFO's people keep talkin' about....Elgyem...Clefairy....yup~

 

 

 

Lock Ness Monster = Lapras

 

I bet Pokemon are real and the worlds government is just keeping them a secret to protect them BD....

 

 

 

Ok, I'm being a little silly there but this is turning out to be fun to think about :'D

 

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WondererBailey

Those comments about Kyogre and Groudon reminded me of these :'D

 

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leader1234567

 

Those comments about Kyogre and Groudon reminded me of these :'D

 

 

 

Is the kyorge belgium?

 

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MrMonkey

FIrst, imagine that pokemon are real before reading this.

 

 

 

Why are most pokemon trainers young? Because it's for the hood of the community, the elders need to stay and protect their towns and and adults need to run businesses or work on repearing towns or further studying these grand beasts known as pokemon.

 

Unfortunately, the mortality rate it high for all and it is a well known fact that not all trainers are lucky enough to make it to a Pokemon center. Quite a few trainers would be victims to the brutality of the environment and more hostile Pokemon. Why would parents let their children roam the world when there is such a high chance that they’ll never see them again? Well that’s simple, some towns need champions to bring honor to their own in hopes that more customers will stop there; Other towns need professional trainers that can handle robbers, criminal organizations, and swarms of berserk Pokemon; There are a few towns that can only have so many inhabitants lest they become a target for food shortage or worse, angering the more godly pokemon that obviously do not like overpopulation of humans. (Why else are most towns small?)

 

Pokemon centers provide free support to trainers so that their towns can earn more money by the trainer’s business. People visit safe havens the most so that’s why so many towns decide to have a Pokemon center. They want you to return to their town but they also want you to make it to a center next time your Pokemon are weakened before you are prey to the monsters that lay in the tall grass.

 

 

 

At least everyone would have a lawn mower.

 

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jackjack012

another thing i dont get

 

first a trainer trows his pokéball, then the pokémon comes and the ball disappears, when he want to retreat or the pkmn fainted, he has the ball back in his hand, how?

 

and how do you now wich pokemon is in wich ball, try them all and call the 5 wrong back

 

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jackjack012

and why is sister joey in every pokécentre, or is she cloned?

 

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jackjack012

 

 

Those comments about Kyogre and Groudon reminded me of these :'D

 

 

 

Is the kyorge belgium?

 

what do you mean with that?

 

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Mod_Steel

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giratina519

 

Hello Trainers!

 

Just a friendly reminder to please keep these types of topics contructive, if the moderators feel this topic has strayed a little too far out of bounds it will be closed. Please always remember to be respectful of your fellow players at all times. Thank you for listening and have a wonderful day!

 

Prof Steel

 

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"Too Big Too Strong Too Fast Too Good!"

 

 

How did you get the zekrom avi outfit?! I love zekrom!!!!

 

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Turtwig5848

lolz i want a meowth then

 

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Turtwig5848

i still wish pokemon were real though

 

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theussenterprise

i would want charmander, though i think its better their not real..

 

what if a haunter came and like took your sole like it did in the 4th pokemon comic..

 

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PokemonEliteFour

 

i would want charmander, though i think its better their not real..

 

what if a haunter came and like took your sole like it did in the 4th pokemon comic..

 

 

 

 

Then you'd be a Trainer Zombie

 

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Turtwig5848

lolz there are so many issues with pokemon in real life

 

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burgerguy67

that is definetly true

 

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PokemonEliteFour

I just thought of something. If pokemon were real then America's national animal would be Braviary

 

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PokemonEliteFour

 

I don't understand how a 10 year old ash in real life could beat five whole organizations.

 

And if you step on a portal pad in real life while in an evil team's base you wouldn't get transported anywhere because that would defy the laws of physics and the teams would find you and beat you up

 

And if you were fighitng a grunt, legendary, trainer, E4, etc. you would have to have someone purposely journey with you just to put a radio on and turn on the music, because music doesn't just sound out like in the game

 

 

 

 

I can't stop laughing at these two.

 

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Prof_Jizzle

I don know bout you all but I have these problems:

 

 

 

<ol>

[*]My rattata keep stealing all my cheeses.

[*]I run out of spoon from Alakazam. Crazy cracker be bending dem all.

[*]I like it dark and Charmander tail keep me up at night.

[*]Squirtle lose all my sunglasses.

[*]Diglet eat my turnips.

[*]Psyduck eated up my asprins.

</ol>

But at least I save on utility by power house from elecrics.

 

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