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problems with pokemon in real life

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leader1234567

Is t5hat Ditto?

 

IN A Gmamecube?

 

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Turtwig5848

yup

 

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leader1234567

Hre is a Ditto

 

_________ played with K___em

 

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leader1234567

 

Hre is a Ditto

 

____Zekrom_ played with K_ruyem__em

 

Well nice!

 

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Turtwig5848

ok back on topic also if u did go on a pokemon adventure wouldnt there a problem with the child abusers

 

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leader1234567

Uh.....Yes____

 

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Turtwig5848

lolz poor children

 

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Turtwig5848

and another problem is if pokemon were real to they would be abused and we would have to make a law against " pokemon abuse "

 

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Metus

 

and another problem is if pokemon were real to they would be abused and we would have to make a law against " pokemon abuse "

 

 

<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/Team_Plasma_Logo.png" alt="" />

 

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Turtwig5848

that pic wont show up

 

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Metus

 

that pic wont show up

 

 

Ok, well it's Team Plasma's Logo..

 

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Turtwig5848

oh , well also u know how prof elm was robbed in gold ? well im pretty sure he would be killed in real life

 

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Turtwig5848

poor prof elm

 

 

 

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leader1234567

 

 

and another problem is if pokemon were real to they would be abused and we would have to make a law against " pokemon abuse "

 

 

<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/Team_Plasma_Logo.png" alt="" />T

 

Then crush team Plama!

 

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Turtwig5848

lolz i have a feeling a lil kid in rel life couldnt take down team plasma\

 

 

 

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leader1234567

Uh.....LOL

 

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Turtwig5848

i gtg soon so if i dont respond for a while well that means i left

 

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WondererBailey

If Pokemon were real...we'd be eating Magikarp sandwiches instead of tuna sandwiches and Torchic a la king instead of chicken a la king~

 

 

 

:3

 

 

 

One would probably also need a licence in order to become a Pokemon Trainer, Pokeballs would cost like $200 each, though one could buy or adopt a Pokemon from a special Pokemon Store or adoption center like one would a regular pet. But if they wanted to do battles legally they'd need licences and have had special training themselves.

 

 

 

Oh yes...and special security measures would have to be made for Psychic type pokemon and pokemon like the Porygons who can mess with computers. And don't get me started on the legendaries~ Cults and religions would be made to worship them, Arceus being like the pokemon equivilant of God...oh wait....

 

 

 

8'D this is actually kind of fun to think about....

 

 

 

Though...being a pokemon trainer would be expensive...if you look at your mony in the game as if they were actual dollars it's like, 8U holy crap...I could pay off my college tuition with this!

 

 

 

Oooh, then there would be laws about pokemon breeding and that's when the POKEMON RANGERS~! come into play, trying to keep the balance of nature in check and all that jazz <33333

 

 

 

There would also be those special people who hoard Pokemon...can you see it...that crazy old Meowth woman that lives in the next apartment~ BD

 

 

 

>:U Man...why can't this be legit?

 

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Wiggin

Hahahahah. Meowth Women.

 

But in all seriousness, isn't it a little fishy that there are people that attack wild pokemon, take them out of their natural environment, and then keep them confined in little red and white balls. And then they are forced to fight other pokemon in battles. Whichever pokemon is hurt enough that it can't even stand up loses, and the winner gets money.....

 

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PokemonEliteFour

I don't understand how a 10 year old ash in real life could beat five whole organizations.

 

Also, if a pokemon fainted it wouldn't faint, it would die

 

And you'd have to ask your parents for money because even potions cost about 200$. So basically you'd go broke.

 

And the professors, well they would get sued for giving these things called pokemon to 10 year old kids

 

And if your pokemon uses dive then you would drown, whereas in game if you dive into the abyssal ruins your character can for no apparent reason magically breathe water

 

And if you wondered into a cave to get to the other side in real life and tried to use an escape rope you couldn't because it can't connect to anything because you're not near anything.

 

And if you step on a portal pad in real life while in an evil team's base you wouldn't get transported anywhere because that would defy the laws of physics and the teams would find you and beat you up

 

And if you were fighitng a grunt, legendary, trainer, E4, etc. you would have to have someone purposely journey with you just to put a radio on and turn on the music, because music doesn't just sound out like in the game

 

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Wiggin

 

I don't understand how a 10 year old ash in real life could beat five whole organizations.

 

Also, if a pokemon fainted it wouldn't faint, it would die

 

And you'd have to ask your parents for money because even potions cost about 200$. So basically you'd go broke.

 

And the professors, well they would get sued for giving these things called pokemon to 10 year old kids

 

And if your pokemon uses dive then you would drown, whereas in game if you dive into the abyssal ruins your character can for no apparent reason magically breathe water

 

 

Ya. I was thinking that instead of a gym leader just telling you you that a certain HM can be used outside of battle, maybe they could give you scuba gear for dive, goggles for fly, and stuff like that.

 

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PokemonEliteFour

That would make alot more sense

 

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PokemonEliteFour

And in real life Mewtwo would be the new hitler.

 

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PokemonEliteFour

And in real life the distortion world would be ####

 

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Wiggin

And Meowths using payday would become the new counterfeit machine.

 

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