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Leobreaker7

Q.What does eevee evolve into when you give it a french stone?

 

A. Napoleon

 

Historical joke

 

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Leobreaker7

Q. What is a electric type pokemon's favorite song?

 

A. I'm not gonna Raichu a love song

 

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Turtwig5848

hahah i escpecially like the first one

 

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PayneGame

Two Pichu's walk into a room. One asks why the other was spying on him. The other says: "I never spied! I just Pikachu!"

 

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Leobreaker7

lol

 

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Leobreaker7

Q. How does magikarp fly?

 

A. On a magikarp-et ride

 

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PayneGame

 

Q. How does magikarp fly?

 

A. On a magikarp-et ride

 

 

LOL! That's a good one!

 

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Leobreaker7

Q. What is a Meowth's favorite candy?

 

A. Pay Day

 

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PayneGame

 

Q. What is a Meowth's favorite candy?

 

A. Pay Day

 

 

Oh ma gosh, I love that candy and I love Pokemon, that makes it 1000x funnier xD

 

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giratina519

How can you tell when cofagrigis has a cold?

 

It begins coffin.

 

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leader1234567

What is Reshiram s Fvaorite Rainbow?

 

a.bLUE fLARE

 

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Leobreaker7

lol good ones

 

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StrangePokemon

Q: What is Ho-Oh's favorite quote?

 

A: Taste the Rainbow!

 

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oshawottlover 4

Q there where two wynauts having a picnic and one of the wynauts said to the other do you want more pie

 

A why-not ^__^ ( not so good doing jokes)

 

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PokemonEliteFour

Q: Why do you need two Sawks?

 

A: Because you're wearing tennishoes.

 

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leader1234567

What is Vannelites favorit e food?

 

a.CasteliaCONES

 

 

 

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Satic-Draco

 

 

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<p style="margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">pokemon-200x148.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="148" style="margin: 0px; padding: 5px; zoom: 1; border: 0px; vertical-align: middle; float: right;Last year, we asked readers to send us their jokes for the Pokémon Arceus Joke Contest. Here are ten of the best.

 

<p style="margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; "><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">Q: [/b]Why did the Wailmer cross the road?<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; " />

<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">A:[/b] To get to the other tide!<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; " />

<em style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">– Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.[/i]

 

<p style="margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; "><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">Q: [/b]What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; " />

<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">A: [/b]Let’s rock!<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; " />

<em style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">– Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.[/i]

 

<p style="margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; "><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">Q:[/b] What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; " />

<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">A: [/b]I’m Zaptos intolerant!<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; " />

<em style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">– Bryan W., Milford, N.H.[/i]

 

<p style="margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; "><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">Q: [/b]What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; " />

<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">A:[/b] Odor in the court!<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; " />

<em style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">– Austin J., Dresher, Pa.[/i]

 

<p style="margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; "><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">Q: [/b]What do you do when your Loudred evolves?<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; " />

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<em style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">– Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.[/i]

 

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<em style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">– Alex L., Littleton, Colo.[/i]

 

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<em style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">– Joshua N., Brick, N.J.[/i]

 

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<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">A: [/b]Weedle Knievell<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; " />

<em style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">– Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.[/i]

 

<p style="margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; "><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">Q: [/b]What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; " />

<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">A:[/b] Whale of Fortune<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; " />

<em style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">– Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.[/i]

 

<p style="margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; "><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">Q: [/b]What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; " />

<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">A:[/b] Paras!<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; " />

<em style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; zoom: 1; ">– Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa[/i]

 

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leader1234567

Q.What pokemon could be a Fire breather?

 

A.CCharizard!

 

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MrMonkey

Q. What do you call a MissingNo thatE̶̡̡R͏R̷OR

 

,̷̢͢ ̨́͠??w̴̢??h͢??͝y͡͝ ٩(͡Dï̯͡ïD)۶ I J??ok̷̡????͢ abo????????????????????????hElp????????????????????????

 

 

 

 

 

Also, I drew a little comic about my adventures in Pokemon White

 

<img src="http://th02.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/213/e/6/skill_link_is_the_best_ability_ever__by_da_blue_monkey-d59hfm3.jpg" width="300" height="373" alt="" />

 

 

 

 

Bytheway, the Boldore was saying "Futile."

 

 

 

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Witchykitten

If it's low, jump. If it's phyduck

 

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burgerguy67

haha lozl

 

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